>God Said, Adam I Want you to do >Something for me." > > >Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" > > >God said, "Go down into that valley." > > >Adam said, "What's a valley?" > > >God explained it to him. > > >Then God said, "Cross the river." > > >Adam said, "What's a river?" ! > > >God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......." > > > >Adam said, "What is a hill?" > > >So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. > > >He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave" > > >Adam said, "What's a cave?" > > >After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman." > > >Adam said, "What's a woman?" > > >So God explained that to him, too. > > >Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." > > >Adam said, "How do I do that?" > > >God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." ! > > >And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. > > >So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, >into the cave, and finds the woman. > > >Then, in about five minutes, he was back. > > >God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?" > > >And Adam said > > >* > > >* > > >* > > >* > > >* > > >* > > >* > > >* > > >"What's a headache?"
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