Lifes journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body; but rather to skid in sideways at full throttle, coming to a screeching stop, totally worn out & shouting "Holy SH*T, WHAT A RIDE!"
Laying with the rider is a clever ploy to keep his identity secret so he can't get arrested for being a complete loony. The terrapin is a 250 goose. Goes like the clappers.
I know it's a bit psycho taking my brake hand off, but coasters scare me more lol I'll work on it when i'm back on the road and off the crutches.